How to fix a broken iPhone
“OH noooooes!!!” You cry.
“I have dropped my iPhone (or pet) on a concrete floor.” You say.
“Disaster has stricken!” You weep.
DO NOT FEAR. I implore
There is a fix for this:
Take a small piece of the concrete floor, just a speck will do, place this in a glass of water (tap water is fine but be careful with all that fluoride!! (maybe natural rain water is better I keep buckets in my shed (my shed has a leaky roof) but anyway) I digress)
SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE the water with the tiny piece of concrete in it. First this way, then that, then that other way, twenty times each. (You may like to listen to some suitable shaking music at this point as it takes a bit of time (oddly Shakin’ Stevens doesn’t work as well as I had expected). This shaking is called succession.
Now take one drop of this first glass of water and place it in another. Shake it in the same manner described above. Repeat this process at least 20 to 30 times. If the screen on your phone is very badly cracked then I would recommend 35 successions.
If you have done this successfully then we can get ready to fix that dropped iPhone (or child).
Now, simply place the iPhone into the glass of Homeopathic concrete remedy and leave overnight.
It really is that simple.
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