Game of the Day
To add a welcome sense of achievement to your day try walking quite swiftly across a pedestrian crossing when the lights turn green – not before though! Once you are first to the other side make sure to let everyone know how special you are by loudly and clearly proclaiming yourself The Winner.
You may wish to make a W sign with your hands to add extra emphasis.
Remember don’t gloat for too long: nobody likes a bad winner.
You are a winner though.